Friday, April 1, 2011

April Fool's Kamm Edition

I received this email from the "IRS" (Zak) today.  (FYI: Warner Development is a business my dad is a part owner in and gifted us children with a few shares each.)
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This isn't good and we need to do it before Greece. Did you hear anything about this from your dad about Warner???

Zachary Kamm
(Phone) 704-582-3447
(E-mail) zkamm2@hotmail.com
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Date: Fri, 1 Apr 2011 14:03:25 -0400

Subject: ATTN: Important IRS Audit information enclosed
From: danderson@irs.gov.us
To: zkamm2@hotmail.com

Mr. and Mrs. Kamm,

This letter is to inform you that the IRS has begun an investigation into your North Carolina State Tax Refund. We noticed that in prior year(s) S-Corp Warner Development Holdings was listed on tax sheets, but not longer was stated. Since, Warner Development Holdings is also under investigation for money laundering, fraud, and tax invasion we will need you to supply all documentation in regards to Warner Development Holdings and your previous tax forms before April 15th 2011. If we do not receive them prior to stated date legal action will be taken.
Send documents to:
North Carolina Department of Revenue
Attn: Fraud Department
101 State St.
Raleigh, NC 040111

Regards,

IRS Special Investigator
David Anderson
(919) 401-2011
danderson@irs.gov.us

I immediately jumped up from my desk about to call my sister and dad to see what was going on.  As I was about to dial, Zak was in the other room laughing histerically, I put it together and realized that he got me.  Well done, Zak!  The day isn't over yet....

1 comment:

Jason B said...

The absurd misspellings would have done it for me. Tax "invasion" truly is a horrible crime. Thank God you write this blog and not Zak :) Love you both.